Mary's Little Lamb 玛丽的小羔羊
Dear Diary,亲爱的日记，
What is it with that Mary girl? Dragging me to school every day. As if I had a choice. What you don't hear in those nursery rhymes is that she starves me if I don't go to school with her; it's the only way I can stay alive! I'm thinking about being adopted by Little Bo Peep, sure I may get lost, but anything is better than being with Mary and those little brats at school (shudder, shudder).
玛丽那女孩是什么呢？每天把我拖到学校。如果我有选择。你不要听那些幼儿园 童谣是她使我如果我不跟她一起去上学；这是唯一的 方式我可以活着！我被小波比思考， 肯定我可能迷路了，但总比什么都被玛丽和那些小鬼在学校（颤栗，颤栗)。
Signed,署名
the desperate Little Lamb绝望的小羔羊